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Adrian Chiles’s article (Eric Idle has had tons of celebrities staying at his house. God, it must be exhausting, 23 September) rings true. As children, we always knew when guests were becoming irritating or had outstayed their welcome as my mother would say: “Now, is there anything else you want before you leave?”
Rory Murphy
London

Re guests staying, our spare bedrooms do not have beds. Hence, a stress-free breakfast time.
Helen Evans
Ruthin, Denbighshire

The judge “sitting prone” most likely went to Oxford (Judge wrong to hear case from bed while recovering from surgery, court says, 23 September). I attended a matriculation there 50 years ago, where the vice-chancellor implored students to fully take part in university life and not “stand supine on the sidelines”.
Gary Calder
Eastleigh, Hampshire

I can top Jonathan Hauxwell’s concoction (Letters, 21 September). As a student, I made my girlfriend (now wife of 55 years) a “fridge stew” containing pork luncheon meat, baked beans, potatoes, boiled eggs and kippers. She took over the cooking soon afterwards.
Richard Griffin
London

Ordering a book before it has been published is still just ordering, not “preordering” (Letters, 25 September). It’s the same as asking for a meal that hasn’t yet been cooked.
Brian Ferris
Tunbridge Wells, Kent

Surely the tautological nonsense to acquire a tome prior to its publication is to prebook.
David Beake
Sheringham, Norfolk

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